we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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