Do you still have your period?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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