I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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