i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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