is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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