Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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