oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
accomplished twins. life is a go
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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