This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
