nut hugger
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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