Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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