Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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