He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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