I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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