My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
