People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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