We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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