im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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