It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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