Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize