No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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