very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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