He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
