You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Randomize
