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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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