I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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