my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Help. Why am I so naked?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
