My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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