Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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