Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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