Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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