I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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