I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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