So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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