Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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