Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
