My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
