dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We are all done wearing pants today
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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