yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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