Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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