i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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