We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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