Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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