I'm laying in your front yard are you home
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
