what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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