you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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