just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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