How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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