dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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