wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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