well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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