D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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