living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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