So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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