then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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