I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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