No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
