I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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