dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
The ass gains better be worth it
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